Sunday, January 30, 2011

"Bitchy Queenz" A Rant in One-Act

There is nothing worse than bitchy queens bitching about bitchy queens (i don't think i'm a bitchy queen, but in this blog i will be bitching about bitchy queens, so if the hypocrisy offends you - i offer my apologies in advance). Right, ANYways - As I quest for my NYC gay "spot" of choice - I continue to stumble upon some of the most interesting and often ridiculous people.  Last night was no exception - LAST NIGHT - went to a place called EVOLVE.  Known for its older clientele...  any person less than thirty five is there for one reason, and one reason only - to find a Sugahh Daddy.  Well, that or they go to harass the insanely boring go-go boys (if i was a go-go dancer, i would be a BLAST).  By the time I had gotten there, it was pretty late - and most people had coupled off.  I found my way to my group of friends and sat down - ONLY to be approached by a Greek Archeologist from Columbia who had something nasty to say about EVERYone in the place.  Starting with the straight muscle jock escorts, working his was down all the old gay men, and finally ending the conversation by talking shit about my good friend. "he's so sarcastic, how do you put up with it?  he's not even cute...  yadda yadda" - I'm not normally one to say anything to people like this, I would normally not engage, because when you engage you are WASTING your energy.  Not needed.  BUT – when you encounter someone as riDICKulous as this guy was, you are doing the gay community a FAVOR by stomping that shit out.  After about five minutes of not saying a word, and letting him yammer - I turned to him and said the following…  “You need to stay home if you’re going to be this hateful.  I understand that you probably come here because you feel like the prettiest one in the room, and would feel insecure at a place where this kind of behavior is tolerated (i.e. vlada), but you’re at an OLD MAN bar, with straight strippers, and bad lighting – calm your shit down, and as for my friend – his dick is bigger than your leg, and he would take a bullet for a stranger.  Alright?  Alright.  Have a good night.”

Bam.

1 comment:

  1. There it is :) I don't know which is better "his dick is bigger than your leg" or "he would take a bullet for a stranger"...good you let him have both!

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